Tuesday, July 17, 2012

Just Ask Jan and the Dudes

"How to tell when it's over?" 

"At all cost one must keep romance alive. On the other hand one must be realistic as well. Here are subtle hints to observe.

*If he purchases a billboard that says "I LOVE YOU MYRNA" and your name is not Myrna
*or he introduces you as his "first" wife
*or he joins Parents WITHOUT Partners
*or he purchased guest towels that say His and His
*or when you ask him if anything is bothering him and he sets fire to your dress.......

Well, and I could be wrong about this, but I think it may be time for a chat...." 
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